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Joke of the Day

"Help! I have food stuck in my throat! Haha, just choking!"

"The Doctor stuck a finger in my bum... For a prostate exam. He said ""All's fine."" I said ""Stick another finger in there, please."" He asked ""why?"" I said ""I want a second opinion."""

"Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers.. If you do find one... What's your plan?"

"What's the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits for a boy to be 14 before it comes on his face"

"I have the body of a god Shame it's Buddha"

"BREAKING: Pluto is once again a regular planet. ""It was always huge & full sized!"" said one dwarf planet scientist with a fake mustache."

"My wife yawned during sex but I really have to blame the dog watching us because he yawned first."

"There are 4 black guys in a rectangular room. They divide evenly into the 4 corners. How many men are in each corner? 3/5"

"Spell anaesthetize! Harry was sad when reddit was unaffected."

"What do you call a boat that looks like a penis? A Freudian ship"