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Joke of the Day

"I think that being a Lone Wolf is the coolest thing ever yeah.. except at the annual wolf picnic when you don't have a partner for the wolf hill barrel races."

"Why isn't NSA mass surveillance a hot topic in the US elections? Because it's the only part of the govt that listens to the American people."

"Two fish are sitting in a tank One says to the other one, "" do you know how to drive this thing?"""

"A feminist walks into a bar Just kidding she couldn't fit through the doorway"

"People who misuse apostrophes can go to he'll. (OC)"

"What's another name for a supernova? A POPstar. HAHAHAHA. Living is pain. Unbearable. End me."

"Your mother ...is so big that when she was born the doctor broke a bottle of champagne over her head."

"You have to keep changing your clocks for daylight savings Aint nobody got time fo dat shit but apparently errybody got time fo dat shit."

"My local newspaper was holding a contest... For the best puns last week so I submitted ten, sure that at least one would win a prize, but no pun in ten did."

"Babies are very like governments, you know. Constant appetite at one end, constant mess at the other. And they only ever get bigger."