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Joke of the Day
"I was buying fruits the other day... ...and somebody stole my bike but that's okay I avocado."
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"If a man thinks blondes have the best butts... ...and the verifies this by only watching blondes walk around, is he guilty of Confirmation By-Ass?"
"What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!"
"What do lawyers wear to court? Law suits!"
"What is the difference between a teacher and a train? Teacher says ""spit out that gum!"" But a train says ""choo! Choo!"""
"A duck walks into a pharmacy and buys some chapstick. He says to the cashier ""put it on my bill""."
"Why did the arsonist get kicked off the basketball team? He kept getting pyro-technicalities."
"What is a mexican's favorite sport event? Cross country"
"What's the difference between Santa Claus and a Jew? Santa goes down the chimney."
"I heard that there was some beef with Dreamworks after making the 3rd Shrek Movie... It's all ogre now."