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Joke of the Day
"What do lawyers wear to court? Law suits!"
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"my 14 year old came back with this after his biology class Q. who was the Jewish prophet that led the water molecules across the partially permeable membrane? A. osmoses"
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"If someone could find a way to make all pets live as long as humans that person would win all the Nobel prizes until the end of time."
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"What did the mime say to his girlfriend?"
"So, I finally hacked the Area 51 and copied all their files and posted them online at... [deleted]"
"Had a date with a lady I met on Christian Mingle. It was going fine until I told her I was Jewish & her half of the bill was $40 dollars."
"My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes... ...I told him to lighten up."
"When you're enjoying your Chow mein.. ..but you miss your dog."