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Joke of the Day
"Wives are like boats. Happy the day you get one. Happier the day you get rid of it."
Next Joke
"Son: what will happen when I die? Me [lowers newspaper]: there'll be a lot of left over sandwiches & then we'll turn your room into a gym"
"I go to a muscular dystrophy support group. We meet weakly."
"most people don't realize that chickpeas only get $0.79 for every $1 a manpea makes"
"Have you ever nicknamed somebody Penny.. because they didn't make a lot of sense?"
"I keep wanting to make a BDSM joke... ... but I keep getting tied up in the punchline."
"An Asian, a black guy and a Jew walk into a bar.. bartender says, ""Get the fuck out of here"""
"Making the Most of Life by Maxie Mumm"
"My aunt called me a basket case so I swallowed all of her decorative, weaved pieces of art that hold things to show her."
"The only real importance in life is getting ahead. Head. I meant to say head."