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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer? Kobe beef"
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"There should be a terrible show about a woman, her mom, and her daughter, all 3 named Jennifer, called ""Jenerations"" on Lifetime or the CW."
"Guy went to the toilet, took the piss."
"How did the aliens hurt the farmer? They trod on his corn."
"When a killer makes you dig your own grave, throw the soil far away so he has trouble backfilling."
"Finished my first short film. It's a horror/drama that will scare and make you weep. It's basically just footage of me naked."
"*turns up to a yoga class in full Master Yoda costume* ""Oh dear. Misread the flyer, I have."""
"A rabbi, an Irishman, and a clown walk into a bar The bartender says ""This has to be a joke."""
"What do you call a sleepwalking nun ? Roamin' Catholic"
"I noticed my car making this odd rumbling noise I think it might have gas."