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Joke of the Day
"Why does Torque live on campus? Because cross products don't commute!"
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"Why did the console peasant cross the road? To render the building on the other side"
"A man asks a trainer in the gym: ""I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?"" Trainer replies: ""Use the ATM"""
"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple..? Cancer."
"Two condoms..... Two condoms pass a gay bar. One says to the other, ""Let's go in and get shit-faced."""
"""I'm in your city"". me: ok. enjoy it."
"How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb Exactly one. They are efficient... and have no humor."
"You can spray tan a baby if you want to, it's not illegal."
"I may have Alzheimer's but at least I don't have Alzheimer's."
"What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? ...Irrelephant."