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Joke of the Day

"How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb Exactly one. They are efficient... and have no humor."

"Justin Timberlake was a devout christian during his N-Sync days. He was always reading his Bye Bye Bible."

"Heard a newsreader relaying the news that Richie Benaud had died and I thought to myself ""What a fine delivery that was"""

"Damn girl, are you an octagon? Cause there's like 8 different sides to you."

"Why have all the immigrants left? They had no rights."

"I'm not sure what this guy shaking a cup of change at people wants. He must just be bragging that he has change."

"Paddy and Murphy walking down the street, paddy falls over, paddy says 'Murphy, call me an ambulance' Murphy says.. PAAAADDY IS AN AMBULANCE!!"

"Why did the baker rob the bank? He needed the dough."

"What was Jesus's favorite band? Nine Inch Nails."

"Friends don't force friends to watch 'funny' YouTube videos."