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Joke of the Day
"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple..? Cancer."
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"Finally came up with my new years resolution. I'm going to stop procrastinating!"
"What do I do when my luggage gets tired? I rest my case."
"And the Lord said to Peter ""come forth and you will receive eternal life"". But Peter came fifth and won a toaster."
"I have developed a truly marvellous demonstration of Fermat's last theorem ... which this post is too short to contain"
"What is the deal with airplane food? Seriously, I'm trying to feed this thing and I don't know what airplanes eat."
"I helped an old guy cross the road today I carried his walking frame. Talk about ungrateful."
"What is Green...and Smells Like Pork? Kermit the Frog's Finger!!"
"The best thing about hand sanitizer in hospitals isn't the hygiene. It's everyone walking around like they're hatching an evil plan."
"Slow and Steady Wins the Race. But Fast and Furious killed Paul Walker."