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Joke of the Day

"DON'T YOU LIKE ME! I WANNA MARRY YOU! WHY AM I IN THE TRUNK! -and other things I hear from guys on first dates"

"What is Donald Trump's favourite Overwatch hero? Mei, because she's from China and likes to build walls."

"RIP time spent on Twitter."

"When is the only time you can park like a retard? In a handicapped spot."

"Back in the 70's I met this really cool blind man He was really outta sight!"

"Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark? Black people can't swim. -.-"

"I don't like to brag about my cat-like reflexes. That said, could someone please call for help? I got startled and am stuck in a tree."

"Farted on the bus, 4 people turned around, felt like i'm on ""The Voice"""

"Someone stole my mood ring I'm not sure how I feel about that"

"I think church and state separated because church is a gold digging slut."