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Joke of the Day

"What types of trees never get Christmas presents? Knotty Pines."

"Why did God make women last? He didn't want someone telling him what to do"

"Three jews walk into a bar... ...a bar mitzvah."

"He was such a brutal fighter that, after slaying the tigress in the arena, he proceeded to devour her flesh. And he felt no remorse. He was Gladiator."

"If I ever describe anything you tell me as ""crazy,"" it's really not, I just want out of your conversation prison."

"Did you hear about the guy that was accused of using his boss's hand soap as lube for masturbating? He came clean."

"There's 3 things I hate about r/jokes people who think they know the punchline and misleading titles."

"The French cow says MEUX..."

"cnt wait to dress up as a windmill for halloween its never a bad time to teach ppl about renewable energy sources lmao"

"17 year-old Malia Obama playing beer pong is the most outrageous thing the child of a president has done since George W. Bush invaded Iraq"