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Joke of the Day

"17 year-old Malia Obama playing beer pong is the most outrageous thing the child of a president has done since George W. Bush invaded Iraq"

"Life with me baby is like a rollercoaster It's got a weight restriction. (Stolen from a mock the week episode)"

"What kind of dough do Hobbit bakers use? Frodough."

"Why was the virgins' wedding during the middle of the week? Because Wednesday is hump day."

"I've got a drug test tomorrow at work Good thing I know loads about drugs =)"

"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except bears, bears will kill you."

"No one in here better be making any jokes about Fred Phelps' death God hates gags."

"Lord of the Rings: A Shortened Version -Give me the ring. -No."

"Lovers decided to commit suicide. The boy jumped first. The girl did not. From that day, started the concept of...Ladies First. @Laugh_Riot"

"A blonde walks into a bar. Ouch."