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Joke of the Day

"17 year-old Malia Obama playing beer pong is the most outrageous thing the child of a president has done since George W. Bush invaded Iraq"

"Life is beautiful but I prefer boobs"

"How does a Mexican know when he's hungry? His ass stops burning."

"Where do you send bad Russian cows? The Moolag"

"""Musically,I was inspired by the fax machine."" - Nicki Minaj"

"Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo? They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint."

"A boy at church was asked if he knew what the resurrection was. ""Yes, and if it lasts more than 4 hours you're supposed to see a doctor."""

"I like my upvotes like I like my women. .. One at a time and not very often."

"Feeling pretty tough lately and thinking about joining a gang. Any of you guys need an accountant?"

"What book is better when you read it drunk? Tequila Mockingbird."