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Joke of the Day
"Top 3 situations that require witnesses: 1) Crimes 2) Accidents 3) Marriages Need I say more?"
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"What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and the Titanic? Ones full of dead semen and the other one is the Titanic"
"What do you call an alligator in a vest? Investigator!"
"Why is PMS called PMS? ""Mad Cow Disease"" was taken."
"Why is the pussy slit verticaly and not horizontaly? So it doesn't clap when running."
"Chivalrous Indian"
"Sent him a pic and he replied ""BOOM!!"" Trying to figure out if that means he liked it or he threw himself on a grenade."
"Did you hear about Prince? He died."
"What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas? I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face."
"My friend got drunk and thinks he had sex with a prostitute... At first he wasn't sure, but then he was *positive*."