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Joke of the Day
"I go in hard, I come in soft, you blow me. What am I? Gum."
Next Joke
"A report indicates Viagra can cause temporary hearing loss in men. So guys, you can have sex, but you can't hear the woman talk afterwards. In a related story, Viagra sales have skyrocketed."
"Why would you ever ""brave"" the cold when you can ""complain about"" it?"
"What do you call a minion that falls on a grill? Filet mignon"
"CHRISTMAS TIP: When your kid starts asking questions about whether Santa is real, just tell him to shut up."
"My girlfriend woke up with a smile on her face this morning. I fucking love felt tips"
"Did you hear about the guy who pick pocketed a midget? How could he stoop so low?"
"New health study on the psychology of midgets Shows that 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't happy"
"Was Einstein's theory good? Relatively."
"Damn girl are you baking chocolate? Because you're bitter as fuck."