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Joke of the Day
"Did you know diarrhea is genetic? It runs in the genes"
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"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 plowed 6 in the ass"
"Two fish are in a tank.... and one says to the other: ""You know how to drive this thing?"""
"Did you hear the news about half-life 3 Me neither"
"My Favourite Sweets by Annie Seedball"
"Q. What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant? A. Any place without a drive-up window."
"If you reply with ""sky"" each time I ask what's up, I shall assume you're homeless."
"What do you call an alligator in a vest? An in-vest-igator ( )"
"If you're appraching a 5th wipe you should just take a shower."
"I sat down and watched this movie with Nicolas Cage the other day... We talked through the whole movie and he is actually a pretty cool guy."