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Joke of the Day

"I sat down and watched this movie with Nicolas Cage the other day... We talked through the whole movie and he is actually a pretty cool guy."

"I'm gonna play on a Slip n' Slide in my front yard tomorrow morning while the kids on my street wait for the school bus. #Hero"

"The other day a co- worker asked me what I had for lunch, and I replied 5 Guys. He laughed because it sounds funny. I guess I should have been more specific and said I got bukaked during lunch time."

"44 of my Facebook friends changed their profile pictures. My life is fucking insane."

"A dyslexic robber walks into a bank... He says, ""air in the hands mother-stickers, this is a fuck-up!"""

"What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address? Slash slash backslash slash slash escape."

"i put the "":/"" in ""http://""."

"The owner of the Regal movie theatre chain has died. Services will be held Tuesday at 1:00, 4:15, 7:30 & 10:30."

"lazy limerick there once was a man from na-fuck it"

"How many grammar nazi's does it take to change a light bulb How many grammar Nazis does it take to change a light bulb? FTFY."