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Joke of the Day

"If a shark is ever attacking me I'm gonna be like where are your parents do they know you act like this"

"I just had 'the talk' with my kid. You know, the one where you break the news that Batman isn't real."

"GF just thought of the best name for a drink. The Vadge Liqueur. (Should I be concerned? This was totally random)"

"Why do rabbits love beer? Because it's made of hops."

"A mom is having dinner with her daughter And her daughter exclaims ""Mom, I don't really like the red soup"", her mom replies ""Be quiet child-we only get it once a month"""

"Cigarettes have warning labels because they are dangerous and addictive yet vaginas are allowed to just roam around freely."

"How did the stoner die? Blunt force trauma."

"Why are the Greeks so in debt? They demand credit for everything"

"Things that are dangerous- -riding a motorcycle -sharks -riding sharks"

"What is the bass players preferred method of contraception? His personality."