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Joke of the Day

"I just had 'the talk' with my kid. You know, the one where you break the news that Batman isn't real."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea's long-range missiles can't reach that far"

"Hear about cannibal... ... who was ate before he was seven?"

"""Did you know Yemen is the most mentioned country in everyday speech?"" Person 2: ""Really?"" Me: ""Yeah, man."""

"How's a fart and a teenager alike? Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out."

"Married with Children was much funnier on TV."

"They all laughed when I told them I'm going to be a comedian... well...they are not laughing anymore!"

"Excuse me waiter, I didn't ask for dessert. I asked for DESERT. Now get me a bowl of sand and a baby camel."

"[OC] What did the asian say when he saw a line at the local soup kitchen? Ugh.... Pho queue..."

"I bought some Spot remover at the market yesterday. . . . . . and now I can't find my dog"