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Joke of the Day

"I would really like to help you move your furniture tomorrow but I'm going to be too busy sitting on mine"

"Wolves are just wild dogs who can't get enough of the woods I guess."

"1: Steal ice cream van 2: Drive around slowly but never stop 3: Be proud to have helped prepare children for life's many disappointments"

"Best pick up line. Hey is your name Sandy Hook? Cuz I wanna shoot a bunch of kids inside you."

"I once bought an e. e. cummings poem collection.. It was the worst game of Mad Libs ever."

"Why is all the racism in America downstairs? That's where we keep them chained up."

"What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? sneakers( iknow its old but its nice)"

"Damn, redditors are lazy... They don't even finish their"

"What do you call an Italian guy whos afraid of cheese? Alfredo"

"i just heard this whats worse than lobsters on your piano? crabs on your organ"