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Joke of the Day

"[NSFW] So my penis was in the guiness book of world records... Till the librarian asked me to take it out."

"With so many gay people nowadays... It's hard to keep them all straight."

"Did you know that the Queen of England is a casual gamer? From what I hear, she mostly plays Nintendo games. So, would you call this proper use of the royal Wii?"

"Guys, I love this subreddit, but we shouldn't joke about people dying... It's a very grave subject."

"Parenting 101 1. Pour milk on floor. 2. Ask which kid did it. 3. Send them to their rooms when they don't admit it. 4. Enjoy peaceful evening."

"I'm extending the weekend one MORE day for everyone. I talked to your boss, (s)he said no problem as long as you dress slutty on wed."

"Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells? Because B-shells are too small, and D-shells are too big."

"What's the difference between acne and a Catholic priest? Acne doesn't come on a boys face till 14"

"How do you make a hormone? Kick her in the gut!"

"What country's citizens are most affected by global warming? South Koreans"