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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a teenage whore and a Big Mac. One has meat wedged between its buns, and the other's a Big Mac."

"I don't think any of us would have made it to a life boat on Titanic."

"An Italian and a Jew go into business together, who looses? the government"

"Two penguins are in the shower The first penguin turns to the other and says, ""Hey, pass the soap, please."" The second one replies, ""What do I look like? A typewriter?"""

"""GO SPORTS!"" -how I cheer for all sports"

"Reddit, hit me with your best Black Jokes I WANT ALL THE BEST JOKES YOU GUYS HAVE! Make me happy.."

"What do making love in a canoe and Budweiser have in common? Both are fucking close to water."

"The Da Vinci Code talks a lot about it Jesus had a child... But what about the second cuming?"

"What do you call a prosthetic used in exchage for your missing leg. A stubstitute"

"without nipples....... boobs would be pointless"