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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Armenia ! Armenia who ? Armenia every word I say !"

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"Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the Bible Is that true? Where can it be found? Yes. Matthew 14:92: ""And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt """
"Scientists discover diarrhea can be hereditary It runs in your jeans"
"if your newborn baby has a full head of hair that means it is a business baby and is ready to enter the world of finance"
"Scientists Have Isolated a Single Unit of Potato and Taught it to Use 4chan They've named the project Channing Tatum."
"a man walked into a bar I thought he would have seen it."
"Sometimes instead of saying ""For Example"", I'll say something such as ""such as"", for example."
"Did you hear about the birthday party thief? I've seen some pretty crazy people at parties, but this guy definitely takes the cake"
"What's the difference between snowmen and snowomen Snowballs"
"The record companies have done a good job of fighting piracy by releasing music no one wants to steal."