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Joke of the Day

"What did a Vegetarian Cannibal eat? Stephen Hawking."

"I'm at my most fake news when I tell my husband how much money I spent shopping."

"I went to an 'Army Style training day'... I don't feel any fitter but my boots and bed look immaculate."

"Carl: Everybody was Kung fu fighting! Doug: um, I don't know Kung f-- Carl: except for Doug from accounting"

"Social Media For Drug Dealers It's called instagram"

"We need a new name for the Bible. How about: DIY Salvation"

"If my inlaws break a bylaw, does it make them outlaws? Would any lawyer be in a preposition to answer this one for me?"

"Needing to ""loose"" some weight this year isn't your biggest problem, my friend."

"An apple a day..... Causes job shortages in the hospital. Have a burger instead!"

"Where do internet pirates get their loot? From pier to pier."