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Joke of the Day

"An apple a day..... Causes job shortages in the hospital. Have a burger instead!"

"If you can read this please let me know because it means I blocked the wrong person."

"What do you call a dog who digs up ancient artifacts? A Barkeologist."

"What's Bruce Lee's favourite drink? WAAAAAATEEEEERRRR"

"My son asked me if mayonnaise was a mammal. *cashes in college fund *installs a pool in backyard"

"What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't like my pizza burnt."

"So NASA has bombed the moon... So, it seems the moon is hiding weapons of mass destruction too."

"I really hate it when my gay friends joke about docking... It really gets under my skin."

"My name is Frank Ulman; my friends call me F.U. I guess that makes me F.U. the first; so if I have a son, he will be F.U.2"

"Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life."