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Joke of the Day

"I'm most freaked when I take the dog out after dark and remember it's stupid white girls like me that are killed first in horror movies."

"My mom always told me to treat people how I want to be treated but... It's not nice to just spank people & pull their hair."

"Thanksgiving is probably the only day that there are more searches for ""stuffing"" on Google than on PornHub."

"No control I have no control. There is no escape. I don't even have a home. I think I should get a knew keyboard."

"What do you call a stolen yam? A hot potato."

"What does Snoop Dogg do when he forgets to put on oven mitts? He drops it like it's hot."

"She sells sea shells, to multi-national oil drilling companies who use them as their logo, by the sea shore."

"What disease do donkey's get from eating too much fast food? Aspergers.."

"Autocorrect changed honey to homey. Now, instead of going out to a romantic dinner we will be doing a drive-by."

"A group of programmers painstakingly made a small underground passage, that somehow got smaller if it was used too often. They called it the Carpal Tunnel"