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Joke of the Day
"""Are you from Cincinnati?"" ""No. Bosboston."""
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"How does a Trumpie become a smooth talker? Takes a laxative."
"I don't understand the big deal about same sex marriage Ask any married couple, they'll tell you the sex has been the same for years"
"How long does it take to cook a baby in a microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating."
"I've decided to give karate a break for a little while... I guess you could say I am going on a HI-YA-tus."
"Ladies and Gents ""Ladies and Gents.... ...and that concludes our tour of the toilets."""
"[to astronaut brother] Ooooh la la Gary's going to SPACE *does jerkoff motion* I'll be here on EARTH where my pizza & tv won't FLOAT AWAY"
"There's only one group of people dumb enough to believe in astrology... Scorpios"
"Back in high school I never went for mean girls because I prefer them above average"
"Do you know the difference between erotic and perverted? An erotic person will use a feather on their partner. A perverted person uses the whole chicken."