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Joke of the Day

"Why is the iPhone 6 the coolest smart phone around? Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take."

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"what's the difference between a girl in a church and a girl in a bathtub? The girl in church has hope in her soul whilst the girl in the bathtub has..."
"u know how sum people get amnesia well i got opposite amnesia i remember everything ask me what i ate this morning. breakfast next question"
"I hate meeting girls dads That's why I date black women."
"What do you get when you goose a ghost? A handful of sheet."
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"What's the funniest joke you know? (Here's one of mine) Two flies were arguing on a toilet seat. One got pissed off."