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Joke of the Day

"Why is the iPhone 6 the coolest smart phone around? Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take."

"Why did Michael Jackson love Beethoven's 3rd symphony? It was done in A minor."

"Why do women try to talk football? Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies? No. You don't."

"You know what makes a lot of sense? A dollar"

"what's the difference between a girl in a church and a girl in a bathtub? The girl in church has hope in her soul whilst the girl in the bathtub has..."

"u know how sum people get amnesia well i got opposite amnesia i remember everything ask me what i ate this morning. breakfast next question"

"I hate meeting girls dads That's why I date black women."

"What do you get when you goose a ghost? A handful of sheet."

"Did you hear about the font wanted for murder? Apparently the reward is worth your weight in bold."

"What's the funniest joke you know? (Here's one of mine) Two flies were arguing on a toilet seat. One got pissed off."