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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the font wanted for murder? Apparently the reward is worth your weight in bold."
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"Whats the most confusing day in Harlem? Father's day."
"i'm not sure i cooked this chicken all the way through but you know i've had a good life"
"Funny how we say ""I drank a *pot* of coffee"" instead of ""I drank fourteen cups of coffee and chased the cat around the hot tub with a sword"""
"[raises hand during kickboxing lesson] when do we get to kick boxes? [instructor] that's not what we- [me] I just hate boxes so damn much"
"What did the photographer say when he retired? ""I can't take it anymore!"""
"DRIVING ON HIGHWAY Wife: You just missed a right. Me: Thanks babe you just MRS right."
"Me: Tell me about your weekend. Bob: Why? You never ask. Me: I find your voice acts like a laxative. Bob: That's disgus- Me: It worked! Bye."
"That deal's a sore dick.... Ya can't beat it!"
"The girl at the RyanAir check-in desk said, ""Window or aisle?"" I replied, ""Window or you'll what?"""