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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the font wanted for murder? Apparently the reward is worth your weight in bold."
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"I'm developing a hand sanitizer that only kills the 00.01% of germs that the others can't kill. I'm going to make a fortune!"
"Then a white guy laughed at his own joke with an intensity that hinted at a darkness within."
"I like my coffee like I like my women. Strong and Bitter"
"A therapist and his client play a word association game and the therapist asks, ""What's the first word that comes to mind after the word 'pork'?"" ...he responds, ""U pine."""
"Dad: Do you know Dop Ted? Son: What's Dop Ted? Dad: You are! Son: Good one, Dad! Dad: I'm not your dad! \_()_/ "
"""Are you sure this lawyer is good?"" Yeah, why? ""He pronounced sue like sway"""
"Even a broken clock is right twice a day, unless it lives with a woman"
"What do you call a homosexual wizard who isn't Albus Dumbledore? Gayndalf The Gay"
"If you're using public transport never give up your seat to an old lady... That's how I lost my job as a bus driver."