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Joke of the Day

"Knock knock... Who's there? Cow. Cow who? COWWHOBUNGA DUDE ._."

"How do make a Kia twice as valuable? Fill up the tank"

"Why did the lesbian cross the road? To get to the other bride! *Congrats, America!*"

"TSA: Sir, you can't bring that bottle of whiskey on the flight. Me: Um, this is my Service Whiskey. See his little vest? TSA: ...."

"Body: I'm sooooooo tired Brain: WHAT IF DINOSAURS HAD ASSAULT RIFLES"

"Whats The Diffrence Between A Fridge And A Child The fridge Doesnt Care If You Stick You're Meat In It"

"I was wondering why a fire truck was in front of a theater close to me last night... I suppose it was Catching Fire"

"I used that classic Liam Neeson line from Taken the other day: ""I will find you and I will kill you."" My grandkids refuse to play hide and seek with me anymore."

"Can you ""pray away"" asparagus pee?"

"What do you call a dissection performed by drunks? An Autipsy."