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Joke of the Day

"As a Canadian I like to go clubbing; but if theres no seals around..."

"Why did that guy shoot up the church in South Carolina? He thought it was the white thing to do."

"I'm trying to tell a Pokemon joke to my brother but he just doesn't get it. He's a slowbro."

"Ken Cross' AMA That's it."

"I have a knack for philosophical puns... I guess you could say I have really found my nietzsche."

"Who is the easiest to get a high-five from in a war? The French. They always have their hands up."

"My naughty parts are starting to tingle! I usually only feel like this in my genitals."

"Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas? They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe."

"Bernie Sanders"

"Hooters needs to change its sign. All these years I thought I was eating owl wings."