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Joke of the Day

"Ask me if I'm a snail! No. This joke works much better if you say it to the other person like they're an idiot for asking."

"Not to brag, but a news anchor started following me today. She recognizes a disaster when she sees one."

"A girl from the office is trying to get me fired for sexual harassment because I've been giving her ""inappropriate massages during work"" I said, Good luck sweetheart. I don't even work here."

"What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut? Coconuts have hair"

"Handball :) Germany is now the handball European champion. But it seems it was the easiest win in Poland since 1939 for a german team."

"Why do terrorists have high sex drives? Because their sperms are always ready and eager for suicide missions."

"What stories are told by basketball players ? Tall stories !"

"What do you call an alligator in a vest? An alligator in a vest."

"How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his entire family"

"Why should you never date a tennis player? Cause love means nothing to them"