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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the snake charmer charm his snake? He had a reptile dysfunction"
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"Did you hear the one about the pregnant bedbug? She gave birth in the spring."
"My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex for my birthday. It's nice, but I think they misunderstood me when I said, ""I wanna watch."""
"In the south, you're either ghetto, or a farmer. You can't be both, otherwise... *It's racism.*"
"Why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a registered six offender."
"""Friends"" ended 10 years ago today, but thanks to television, ""me having friends"" ended long before that."
"Millions of Thanksgiving turkeys recalled. It seems that someone forgot to butter their balls before they left the factory."
"Did you hear they're gonna make a new TV show about Bruce growing up as an unloved child? They're gonna call it Punky Bruceter."
"Droopy Drawers by Lucy Lastic"
"Why did the investor invest in exercise equipment? Because it was worth the weight!"