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Joke of the Day

"""I can hear my annoying neighbor crying to Adele's new song as she throws away her empty, clinking beer bottles."" - my neighbor"

"What did the Moderate Moslem say before hitting a guy for criticizing his religion? It's alright, reddit'll say this had nothing to do Islam."

"A young couple are in the middle of an argument... Man: ""Yeah well, your hemorrhoids are disgusting!"" Woman: ""At least they stay out of my asshole!"""

"Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to 10? Because Windows 7 ate 9!!! :D"

"I've got loads of jokes about undelivered letters. But people just don't get them."

"What is a black person's least favourite breakfast! Pancake. K. K. ^^^(Pan-K-K-K)"

"I wanted to go to Neptune But Uranus is in the way."

"[first date] ME: I'm having a great time HER: I'm not ME: *peeking out from my pillow fort* I don't even let my dog in here, Janet"

"Why did Donald Trump cross the road? To avoid debating."

"Taxi drivers seem pretty sad these days... I guess you could say they're, *uber* depressed."