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Joke of the Day

"An Islamic terrorist walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Good evening, sir! Would you like some alcohol?"" The terrorist replies, ""Yes, Allah-t of it!"""

"[God & his assistant making giraffes] ASST: Say ""when"" once the neck is long enough, k? *God is on his iPhone not really paying attention*"

"Why was the baseball player arrested? He was involved in a hit-and-run."

"In the end, the tribe of cannibals caught the Hardy Boys. That night, they had mystery meat."

"Worst day. Had a tampon behind my ear all afternoon and still cant find my cigarette."

"3 Jews walk into a bar... Just kidding it was a gas chamber"

"A truck carrying semen samples got into an accident... and lost it's load"

"I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y."

"What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips."

"A chicken walks into a bar... Chicken: got any chicken food? Bartender: Nope, thats across the road. That answers that question"