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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a computer that farts? A compooter. 8D"
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"Bigfoot walks into a bar.. The bartender is no longer able to discern reality and spends the rest of his life in a mental institution."
"What did a pirate say to fellow pirate? Are you seeding?"
"A Nazi is beating a Soviet at a political debate. The Soviet says he needs to take a bathroom break. The Nazi says: ""Now you're just Stalin""."
"People only want to do drugs named after women: Mary Jane, Molly, Lucy (in the Sky with Diamonds). No one wants to snort some Craig."
"My girlfriend's daughter was laying across my legs. Me: What am I a pillow now? Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding."
"Charlie Sheen #thinning"
"What do you call a Muslim woman wearing oculur rift or a VR headset? Stealth Bomber"
"What is Superman's favorite thing to eat for breakfast? A Bag-El"
"how do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her."