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Joke of the Day
"What's the handicapped parking situation at the special Olympics?"
Next Joke
"whats orange and black and hates lasagna? A picky eater wearing a Garfield costume."
"Somewhere, there is a turf war going on... ...between skeletons and secret gays."
"What did the fat math teacher say after a large Thanksgiving dinner? (-1)/8! Edit: I clearly don't know how to math."
"I just got a text from a number I don't recognize saying, 'You're an embarrassment of a son'. I've narrowed it down to 2 people."
"I think 90% of the software on my computer doesn't do anything except send me notices that there's a new version of itself."
"Why was Obama so disappointed when he went to a screening of The Men Who Stare At Goats Being a Muslim, he thought there would be more romance."
"Penn & Teller just announced their new cologne for men who always lie to their wives... No Bullshit....or was it Just Teller?"
"Fuck Girls. I just wanna get laid... is redundant"
"I think the elementary school music teacher was overly optimistic when she said we may recognize this next song."