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Joke of the Day
"Fuck Girls. I just wanna get laid... is redundant"
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"I was about to tell you a bank joke But I lost all interest."
"Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms!!"
"Why did the hipster fail chemistry? He thought the bond was ironic."
"How did ISIS do on their French exam? They bombed it..."
"Why didn't Hitler drink? It made him mean."
"If I make you breakfast in bed, all I need is a simple thank you Not all this ""how the hell did you get in my house"" and ""I'm calling the cops"" business"
"what do Little Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common? Kurds in the way"
"I hate boxing But you gotta love May weather!"
"I bet Elmo wonders about how they might stop funding PBS. And sometimes why."