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Joke of the Day

"Penn & Teller just announced their new cologne for men who always lie to their wives... No Bullshit....or was it Just Teller?"

"How did Jeffrey Dahmer make alphabet soup? With 26 characters he met at a party."

"Why is Michael Jackson not able to back into a parking space? Because he is dead."

"There were two muffins baking in an oven. One muffin says to the other, ""Wow, it's really hot in here!"" The other says, ""Holy shit! A talking muffin!"""

"ME: where's your brother? OLDEST CHILD: where's another roll of duct tape? ME: *sprints to the basement*"

"Dudes named Chance never had one."

"Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms? The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me."

"""And the Lord said unto John......."

"Saddest Joke if... Last person on Earth... Knock Knock.."

"Every teen trick-or-treating tonight got a handful of candy and a, ""You must be heartbroken. I can't believe Justin Bieber died so young!"""