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Joke of the Day
"Why did the californian celebrate his birthday a day earlier? He moved down-under!!"
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"You: ""Whale you be my Valentuna?"" Me: ""Dolphinately."""
"The first gay couple has married in Ireland. Please send best regards to Gerald Fitzpatrick who wedded Patrick Fitzgerald."
"Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day Teach a man to fish, and pretty soon the fisheries will be collapsing."
"I'm so sleepy I feel like I can sleep through to next year"
"What's black and slides down Nelson's column? Winnie Mandela."
"How does Bob Marley like his doughnut? w' jammin it"
"Why did the book get stitches? Because he had his appendix removed. note: books can also be female."
"A man is getting head from his wife... ...and tells her that he wants to cum in her ear. ""I'll go deaf!"" she says. ""Yeah? Well I always cum in your mouth, but you never shut the fuck up!"""
"I never made it as a firefighter. I thought arsonists were people who hated arson, so every time we met one I thanked him for his support"