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Joke of the Day
"What does a door and a jar have in common? They both are ajar."
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"Bully: Give me your lunch money Me (clutching my lunch sack against my body): My name isn't Money"
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"Life is like a box of chocolate... ... it doesn't last long for fat people."
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"This Christmas, I got a new car for my wife I thought it was a great trade."
"""Hey. Here's some free oxygen. No prob! All I ask is that you don't let your dogs piss on m- Oh there he goes. He's pissing on me."" -trees"
"Didn't Pull Out 3 year ago I dont Always wake up at 4 AM on Saturday....!!!!!!!!! But When i Do....it because i forgot to pull out on time 3 years ago"