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Joke of the Day
"How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man? (pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)"
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"Yo mama is so fat ... she might die from a Cardiovascular Disease"
"You know what gets me down? Gravity..."
"I got arrested today for masturbating in public My lawyer then told me that we'd beat this together."
"So my neighbour... So my neighbour asks me if I've been stealing her clothes off of her washing line, I was so shocked I almost shat in her pants!"
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