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Joke of the Day

"A tiny Tarzan swinging from your Tampon string."

"I don't know where else to put this, and I know reddit hates it, but if you have ok Google, ask 'what does the fox say?' I love their sense of humor."

"Why can't moccasins play the blues? They've got no sole."

"Can't wait for Game 8 of the World Series, Indians vs the Dakota Access Pipeline"

"My Thai wife has got a penis the size of a tubular bell... I love her long chime."

"My priest told me that my inner kid in me is still young... I don't think the inner kid in him is as young as the kid he was in."

"I don't know. ""Hairy ass"" makes me sound kinda edgy but ""fuzzy bum"" is more family friendly. It's a tough call. Resumes are tricky."

"Soon-Yi Previn. Not the first Asian chick to have a secret woody..."

"I do ten sit ups every morning. It might not sound like much, but there are only so many times you can hit the snooze button."

"I went to get myself a glass of punch but..."