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Joke of the Day
"What must a vampire earn to learn to fly? His red wings."
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"We should move to a herb based fuel economy We can finally make the trains run on thyme."
"Why don't blind people bungee jump? Cuz' it scares the fuck out of the dogs!"
"""You know, I'm doomed to get eternal damnation to the Hell"" said Edward Cullen. -- Because you are a vampire, creature of Night and Darkness? -- No, because I'm an atheist."
"What's a funny non-racist joke a Polish person would laugh at? Just trying to make a Polish girl I like laugh"
"This Uber driver is the worst. I can't roll down the windows, he keeps asking questions, the doors won't open, and now his siren is blaring."
"What do crocodiles serve at dinner time? Death rolls"
"Dis'se I've contracted a disease."
"What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job."