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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a crafty pig? CunningHam"
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"Boss: Just spend the company's money with the same discretion as you would your own. Me: I understand. *bankrupts the company"
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"Got an A on my paper... Time to write the rest of it"
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"What kind of back problem did the terrorist have? Scoli-isis"
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"What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield? It's rear end!"