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Joke of the Day
"You know if you stab a salad 23 times It becomes a chopped salad"
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"What do the jingle bell rock and an irritating girl with a cold commenting on a YouTube video have in common? A one horse sleigh And one *hoarse* ""slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay"" (omg yaaaaaasssss)"
"What do you call a black gynecologist? A gynecologist, you racist bastard!"
"I walked into a room full of men and they couldn't stop staring at me. Oh...wrong toilets."
"A snail was mugged by two turtles. When the police asked him what happened, he said ""I don't know. It all happened so fast."""
"It's amazing how a simple act of kindness can change my bad mood into a suspicious bad mood."
"I spent an hour explaining how WiFi works to my dad and my dog. The dog gets it."
"What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine? I turned MY student loans into vodka..."
"""DAAAAAAAD!! LOKI KEEPS STEALING MY THUNDER!!"" -adolescent Thor"
"Post this on your Facebook then count your programmer friends. My phone is broken, please send me message on my Facebook or my Gmail."