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Joke of the Day
"You know if you stab a salad 23 times It becomes a chopped salad"
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"Son: What are caterpillars afraid of? Me: It's unlikely that they experience fear. They're not self-aware, so... Son: [sadly] Dogerpillars."
"Damn, that girls so basic... (Biology) Damn, that girls so basic she got a ph of 14!"
"I told my friends I'm going on a date with a cute girl. They told me she's imaginary, but joke's on them, so are they."
"My Mother asked me to suggest names for my brother's prospective children. I said I'll name the girl 'Denise' and the boy 'Denephew'."
"What do the morbidly obese and podophiliacs have in common? [NSFW] They can only get off with their feet."
"No Cash, No Hope and No Jobs! 20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please dont let Kevin Bacon die!"
"What was the first treacherous thing said? Adam you gotta try this!"
"Sing me a song you're the piano man / clean out my pool you're the gardener /now light up my room you're a ceiling fan"
"Where does Q come before P? In front of a busy urinal."