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Joke of the Day

"How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it."

"NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN, beer and porn, making it very clear that men are not from Mars.."

"I used to think drinking alcohol was bad for me... So I gave up thinking."

"What is the only thing more permanent than a Sharpie marker? A STD."

"Why did the hipster burn his tounge? Because he ate his food before it was cool."

"How can a woman avoid cleaning, cooking and oral sex for the rest of her life? Grow a penis"

"People Against Queuing, now thats a cause I can get behind!"

"I'm really good at managing my credit card... ...My bank keeps sending me letters saying my account is outstanding."

"Whoever invented ""knock knock"" jokes Should get a ""no-bell"" prize."

"19 and 20 got into a fight... Now they're facing 123 years on disturbing the peace."