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Joke of the Day
"My pillow has down syndrome."
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"What is the difference between Issac Newton and the 5 year old i just stabbed to death? Issac Newton died a virgin."
"What's the worst part about being gay? Making love is a real pain in the ass."
"Hey guys. What's the most reassuring thing about the Riot Police presence in Hong Kong right now? *Their guns are probably made in China.* yuk yuk yuk"
"Why did 11 eat 12? Cuz 12, 13, 14"
"Q: How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ? A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him ."
"I had to steal this one... The best thing about 9/11 was my house climbed 2 spots in the world's tallest building ranks."
"Kid 1: Why'd you call me Aphrodite? ""After the Greek goddess of love"" Kid 2: What about me pop? ""You're named after a famous chipmunk Alvin"""
"Trump wants to appoint Ben Carson to the Department of Education, but I think he would do better in the FDA He can feed everyone with all of the grain in those pyramids."
"What do rednecks do on Halloween? Pump kin hope its not a repost - its one of my old favs"