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Joke of the Day
"Why did 11 eat 12? Cuz 12, 13, 14"
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"What did Hitler get for Christmas? An easy-bake oven."
"What does the arabs put in their Mexican food?? Allah-penos"
"My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!"
"How do you know your letter is gay? It came in the mail."
"Why did the wee duck hide in the cupboard and give the other wee fuck a fright? For the quak"
"What kind of dog did Dracula have? A Bloodhound."
"What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk? A dead bird."
"Glassware has emotions. Proof: I sometimes reach to the back of the cabinet because I feel bad for the glasses that I never use."
"The best revenge is to kidnap your enemy, tie him up, then pop bubble wrap in front of him and make him watch."