162006

Joke of the Day

"If a caveman from the Paleolithic era saw you turn down a cupcake because youre on the ""Paleo Diet,"" he'd kill you with a sharpened seashell"

"Waxing. It's not a cure for lycanthropy."

"What do nosy peppers do? They get jalapeno business. :)"

"Why is the grass in Anfield Stadium so green? They are constantly putting millions of pounds of crap on it."

"I would put a webcam in my shower to make extra money, but I would hate having to only sing public domain songs."

"How many computer scientists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, that's a hardware problem"

"Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread."

"If you are ever attacked by a group of clowns... Always go for the juggler. . . . Credit: /u/CartoonsAreForKids"

"You'd think that when two atoms in a salt bond, they're being kind by sharing electrons, but actually, one atom is stealing the electron from the other. Isn't it ionic?"

"Today's joke from Russian-language Internet ""You know, they've built a George Orwell memorial in Russia!"" 'What? Where?"" ""Pretty much everywhere."""