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Joke of the Day

"Scottish Engineers Q: What is the anthem for Scottish Engineers? A: ""All the Single Laddies"" Edit: Read it carefully"

"I never discriminate but there is one race I can't stand... The marathon. It's WAY too long a race!"

"What do you call a group of eight cowards? Octopussies."

"Me: my fitbit broke Sales Guy: how Me: i put it on my dog's tail and asked him who's a good boy Sales Guy: if i give you a new one can i see"

"I have a really funny dick Girls laugh every time they see it."

"What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman."

"My girlfriend played the cello and I loved it. But recently she gave up the cello and took up the violin, so I had to break up with her. Because I'm all about that bass, no treble."

"What do you call a root vegetable that spins on it's axis? A *rotato*..."

"The Energizer Bunny was recently arrested. He was charged with battery."

"Grammar is important. It's the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit."